Speech to Spelling
- A Collection of Teacher-Directed, Student Self-Corrected, Fun-filled & Information-packed, Non-graded Exercises Designed for All Ages
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We have all seen student papers with sentences
such as this: "Thair gonna go thair to git sum stuff fur holloween, an
were gonna go thair to hlep them."
This sentence came from a paper written by a high
school student who was carrying a 3.5 grade point average. He had A's in physics and
calculus. But he was struggling through my English class. When my Alfred N.
turned in his first paper, I wasn't really sure whether he was a genius at abusing our
spelling conventions like George Bernard Shaw who could spell fish "ghoti" or
whether he had been high on drugs when he wrote it and never bothered proofreading.
The entire paper was almost impossible for anybody but a teacher to read. But
Alfred's problem isn't unique. Large numbers of students in both urban and rural
schools suffer from the "Thair gonna go thair" syndrome.
View Sample.
Some students suffer from the swallowed
"R" bug and consistently write:
|
Your funny... |
instead of |
You are funny (or you're funny) |
|
Were smart |
instead of |
We are smart (or We're smart) |
|
Thair dumb |
instead of |
They are dumb (or They're dumb) |
Others suffer from the swallowed "is"
bug and consistently write:
| He nice |
instead of |
He
is nice (or He's nice) |
| That right |
instead of |
That
is right (or That's right) |
| Whose dat |
instead of |
Who is that? (or Who's
that?) |
Those who have the "of" bug consistently
write:
| I should
of talk to him |
instead of |
I should
have talked to him. |
| We would
of miss that |
instead of |
We would
have missed that. |
| I could
of done that |
instead of |
I could
have done that. |
Goals of the Speech to Spelling program
1. Students will be able to recognize the differences and the
similarities between spoken English and written English.
2. Students will learn to appreciate and understand the values
of all spoken dialects including their own.
3. Students will learn to develop personal responsibility for
correcting and learning from their mistakes at the time that they make mistakes.
4. Students will learn that writers often deliberately misspell
words and phrases for humorous or dramatic effect, and often to indicate that the speaker
is poorly educated.
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